Mondays – you either love them or love to hate them. But starting off the week the right way can help set you up for success. That’s why I’ve put together some funny Monday quotes.
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So whatever camp you’re in – Monday lover or Monday hater – everyone can benefit from some humor to start off the new week.
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100+ Funny Monday Quotes to Make You Smile
If you’ve come looking for inspiration, motivation or just a good laugh, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite funny Monday quotes. Hopefully they will make you smile and appreciate the opportunity of the week ahead.
Funny Monday Morning Quotes
“Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.” -Unknown
“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.” -Unknown
“I heard about history repeating itself but this Monday thing has got to stop.” -Unknown
“Monday got me like CTRL + ALT + DELETE, end task.” -Unknown
“What did I say about waking me on Monday? Don’t.” -Unknown
“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?” -Unknown
“Monday is like the person who showed up to a party uninvited. Like you’ll allow it… but how rude!” -Unknown
“One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.” -Unknown
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” -Unknown
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” -Arthur Darvill
“Does running away from Mondays count as cardio?” -Our Mindful Life
More Funny Monday Quotes
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return Monday.” -Unknown
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, it’s you” -Unknown
“It’s Monday? I woke up on the wrong side of the week.” -Unknown
“What do you call someone who is happy on Monday? Retired.” -Unknown
“It’s Monday again? I wasn’t even finished with my Saturday yet.” -Unknown
“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs.” -Unknown
“Warning: Going to sleep on Sunday night will cause Monday.” -Unknown
“I swear it was just Friday like 5 minutes ago.” -Unknown
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF…” -Unknown
“I really need another day between Sunday and Monday.” -Unknown
“I don’t hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Monday.” -Unknown
Short Monday Quotes
“It’s Monday but keep smiling.” -Unknown
“Show Monday who is boss.” -Unknown
“No one hates Mondays. I’m no one.” -Unknown
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.” -Unknown
“It’s just another manic Monday.” -The Bangles
“Oh my! Is it really Monday again already?” -Bette Kelley
“The best weeks start on Monday.” -Nice Peter
“I haven’t been this tired since last Monday.” -Unknown
“Monday: Time to be awesome again.” -Unknown
“Mondays should be optional.” -Unknown
“Okay, Monday. Let’s do this!” -Unknown
“Shortest horror story: Monday” -Unknown
“‘It’s been a long week’ – Me, Monday at 12pm” -Unknown
Funny Monday Coffee Quotes
“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.” -Unknown
“It’s Monday again. Drink coffee, ignore negativity and be awesome. A new Friday will arrive in 4 days.” -Unknown
“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” -Napz Cherub Pellazo
“Monday? I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.” -Unknown
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” -Unknown
“Less Monday, more coffee!” -Unknown
“It’s Monday and I need strong coffee!” -Unknown
“It’s Monday! Grab some coffee and be awesome.” -Unknown
“Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, but Monday morning coffee is about necessity.” -Unknown
“Today’s Monday is sponsored by coffee.” -Unknown
Funny Motivational Monday Quotes
“There should be a holiday for all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.” -Unknown
“Monday morning will come whether you set the alarm or not.” -Ursula K. LeGuin
“Monday is a good day to have a great day! It’s all in your attitude.” -Unknown
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” -Ella Woodward
“On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.” -Ellen Wittlinger
“What’s the best part of Monday? The ending.” -Unknown
“Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.” -Unknown
“Okay, it’s Monday, but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.” -Kimberly Jimenez
“Monday sets the tone for the week. Be a beast today.” -Unknown
“So, Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends, but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” -Julio Alexi Genao
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” -Rebecca Gober
“You don’t need a New Year to make a change. All you need is a Monday.” -Unknown
“Mondays and Fridays are just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.” -Julie Murphy
“Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week.” -Unknown
Monday Blues Funny Quotes
“It seems we’ve all been robbed. Someone stole our weekend and replaced it with Monday.” -Unknown
“Why aren’t I smiling? It’s Monday!” -Unknown
“Mondays are difficult because you have to get up early and face the world.” -Unknown
“No one likes Tuesday morning, but at least it’s not Monday morning.” -Bev Johnston
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” -Jarod Kintz
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?” -Unknown
“I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.” -Blogtrovert
“If I didn’t need money, my Mondays would have been gracious! Sadly, I need money; so, I have to wake up early and go to work!” -Unknown
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” -Tom Wilson
“Tuesday is just a sign that I survived Monday.” -Unknown
“This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.” -Unknown
“I am not emotionally prepared for Monday yet.” -Unknown
“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.” -Unknown
Happy Monday Quotes
“Happy Monday! Better yet, happy four days until Friday!” -Unknown
“Positive vibes, good coffee, happy Monday!” -Unknown
“Let’s start the day with coffee and a positive attitude. Happy Monday!” -Unknown
“Happy Monday! Smile, be positive, be productive.” -Unknown
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” -Andrea L’Artiste
“Happy Monday! (Yes, I’m an optimist.)” -Unknown
“Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it pre- pre- pre- pre- Friday!” -Unknown
Amazing Monday Quotes
“This is your Monday morning reminder that you are powerful beyond measure, that you are capable of pretty much anything you are willing to work for, and that you could change your life today.” -Unknown
“It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed, and I’m going to do amazing things this week.” -Unknown
“Wake up every Monday knowing that you can create something amazing this week.” -Unknown
“Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.” -John Phillips
“The thing about today is… It’s Monday! No other day could get the week off to such a great start.” -Anthony T. Hincks
“The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week.” -Byron Pulsifer
“Monday is the day to unleash the stamina built up after a relaxing weekend.” -Unknown
“It’s Monday and you have a whole week of possibilities ahead of you. Make it count!” -Unknown.
“Wake up on Monday and start your day with awesomeness and you will get happiness back.” Jim Butcher
“Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” -Michael Ely
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for the whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” -Germany Kent
“Mondays are the start of the week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” -David Dweck
Mindful Monday Quotes
“Monday is the day that opens up the week for many opportunities.” -R.K. Narayan
“What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday; that is, enthusiasm. Have a great week!” -Unknown
“For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.” -Allen Smith
“Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday.” -Rita Schiano
“It’s a new Monday. New day, new week, new goals. You got this!” -Unknown
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” -Andrea L’Artiste
“It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing — it’s not permanent.” -Unknown
“Every Monday morning is a new hope.” -Maira Kalman
“Monday won’t be so gloomy if you believe that something good is always bound to happen.” -Unknown
“Monday morning reminder: you can handle whatever this week throws at you.” -Unknown
“No matter how the weekend went, Monday is always an opportunity for a fresh start.” -Unknown
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” -Irvine Welsh
“This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen.” -Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“If you have the right mind-set, you can be just as happy on Monday as you are on Friday.” -Joel Osteen
Monday Quotes for Business
“The biggest thrill wasn’t winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” -Art Rooney
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” -Gemma Collins
“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” -Leggy Saul
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it’s Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” -Edmond Mbiaka
“Employers are their happiest on Mondays. Employees are their happiest on Fridays.” -Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Monday is for people with a mission.” -Cristina Imre
“If you are doing what you love, you’ll never have a problem with Monday.” -Unknown
“I said that the issue is not Monday. The issue is action without motivation.” -Denny Dey
“This Monday, choose to make a difference. Every little action counts.” -Unknown
“It’s a Monday morning; a new week, a new day and a new morning to start fresh and achieve your goals.” -Invajy
Final Thoughts – Which Quote is Your Favorite?
I hope these quotes brought a smile to your face, maybe even a laugh. Some of them may have motivated or inspired you to have a more positive attitude about the work week.
Quotes can help us when we’re feeling down or need some grounding. When I see a quote I really like or feel inspired by, I’ll write it on a post-it note and stick it to my computer screen. That way, whenever I hit a mental block, I can be inspired to keep going.
Which funny Monday quote is your favorite? How will you use these in your daily life? Let me know in the comments below!
I love the quotes about hating Monday but I’m on the opposite end, I actually really enjoy Mondays usually!
Thanks, Jenny! I love that you enjoy Mondays! Hopefully this post still brought a laugh or some extra motivation for you.
One of the quotes mentioned Mondays setting the tone for the week. I totally agree and because of that I do my best to keep it positive. Humor definitely helps! Thanks for sharing.
I love that try to keep it positive! Keep shining 🙂